...wanted to join a Church.
The Reverend told them, "We have special requirements for new parishoners. You must abstain from sex for one whole month."
The coouple agreed and efter two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church. When the Pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying nad the husband obviously very depressed.
"You are back so soon...is there a problem?" the Reverend inquired.
"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not abstain from sex for the required month..." the young man replied sadly.
"What happened" asked the Reverend.
"Well, the first week was difficult...However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain. However, the third week was unbearable. We tired cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible...anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts. One afternoon, my wife reached over for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way with her right there and then." admitted the man, shamefacedly.
"You understand this means you will not be welcome in our Church" stated the Reverend.
"We know..." said the young man, hanging his head "...We're not welcome in Homebase either.."
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