Awoman takes a lover home...

...during the day when her Husband is at work.

Her 9yr old son comes home unexpectedly and sees them and hides in the bedroom cupboard to view them.

Just after getting into bed, the womans husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard not realising that the little boy is there.

After a while, the little boy says, "Dark in here".

The man, unexpectedly got a real fright not expecting to hear anything let alone a little boy says "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a football"

Man - "That's nice"

Boy - "Want to buy it?"

Man - "No Thanks"

Boy - "My Dads outside."

Man - "How much?"

Boy - "£250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the little boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.

Boy - "Dark in here."

Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have Football boots"

The lover, remembering the last time aske the boy "OK, How much this time"

Boy - "£750"

Man - "Sold"

A few days later, the boys Father says to the boy "Grab your boots and your ball, lets go outside and have a game of Football"

The boy says "I cant, I sold my ball and boots"

The Father asks "How much did you sell them for and to who?"

The boy says "To a friend of mine for £1000"

The Father says, "Thats a terrible thing to do, overcharging your friend like that. Thats ten times the price that they cost when they were new. I'm going to take you to the Chapel and make you confess your terrible sin."

They go to the Church and the father makes the boy sit in the Confessional Booth and he closes the door.

The boy says "Dark in here"

The Priest says, "Dont start that shit again you little prick, you're in MY cupboard now!"