Saturday, April 21, 2007

A man is driving...

...a nippy wee sports car.

He is only eighteen inches away from a sudden drop.

He sees a double decker bus right in front of him.

He sees a horse galloping right alongside him.

He becomes aware of a Fire Engine right behind him with the blues and two's flashing and sounding off - and there is nowhere for him to go.


So - what do you do?



Get aff the fuckin' Merry-go-round, yer pished!

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