Lazy useless work-...

...shy cunt of a glazier.
Well, started off with the gas board wanting to replace the pipes from the mains supply to my flat.
Except they forgot to tell me, they were halfway through the work on the rest of the flats in the tenement when I found out.
Meant I had to go from the thursday to the monday with no gas supply.
This meant I had no hot water or central heating - bastards.
They did the job in 2 hours, after telling me it woult take all day.(so I had to cancel the appt I had at the Asthma clinic till the next day) and managed to break the glass above the toilet door.
Thats when my problems really started. After being told the gas people would liase with me when the glazier would call (remember, they didnt kiase with me about the work in the first place) the guy turned up when I was at work. Left a note through the door with a mobile no. Was barely coherent when I phoned it.. Thought it better to wait for the gas people to phone me. They didnt.

Final;ly got a date for the guy to come. He didnt.
Got another date for him to come. He didnt bother his arse. Phoned me twice though, once to say he'd be there within the hour, then again @ hour later to say he'd be there at 16.30
I phoned via call return @ 17.30, same guy answered but made out he was the boss and "the guy" was catching up on his jobs after being delayed. Said he'd call me back in 10 mins. I phoned him again in 40 mins and got a load of old flannel.
Tried again at 19.30 and the phone was switched off.

How did I know it was the same guy as the one who phoned in the morning?

Easy, I used Dial-Return which means I talked to the same phone that had phoned me earlier.
The same phone that useless,workshy cunt* of a glazier had phoned me with that morning.


* thank you Scaryduck, it looks like I've got your useless workshy cunt of a builder's cousin.