A jelly baby...

...is walking along the road and he meets up with a smartie.
The smartie asks him if he fancies going up to a new club thats just opnened up in the Town for a night out.
"Oh no" says the jelly baby,"I'm just a soft centre and I'll end up getting my head kicked in"
"Oh no you wont" says the smartie "I'm a hard-case and I'll look after you"
So away they go on a night out.
After a few hour drinking, dancing and having fun, three lockets walk in, the smartie spots them and hides under a teable, they see the jelly baby, start kicking him in his little jelly head, jumping on his big jelly belly until they get fed up and go away laughing.
The smartie crawls out from under the table.
The jelly baby, crying and wiping the jelly blood from his face cies " Where did you go to, you were supposed to help me"
The smartie said "What - me against those three lockets? theyre pure fuckin' menthol them".