A jelly baby...

...is walking along the road and he meets up with a smartie.
The smartie asks him if he fancies going up to a new club thats just opnened up in the Town for a night out.
"Oh no" says the jelly baby,"I'm just a soft centre and I'll end up getting my head kicked in"
"Oh no you wont" says the smartie "I'm a hard-case and I'll look after you"
So away they go on a night out.
After a few hour drinking, dancing and having fun, three lockets walk in, the smartie spots them and hides under a teable, they see the jelly baby, start kicking him in his little jelly head, jumping on his big jelly belly until they get fed up and go away laughing.
The smartie crawls out from under the table.
The jelly baby, crying and wiping the jelly blood from his face cies " Where did you go to, you were supposed to help me"
The smartie said "What - me against those three lockets? theyre pure fuckin' menthol them".

Keep forgetting...

...to contact some company or other to get back on the web. OK, I keep putting it off on account I hate using the bastard phone as I'm on it so often at work.

Get round to it someday.

Maybe.

Night shift again tonight, last night and tomorrow night too. Fairly settled but with the potential to go pear shaped. Hopefully not on my shift.

One of the girls is getting married today. Someone who was on yesterday mentioned to her man that it was going to be a white wedding.
He asked her if that meant she was a virgin!
Bless.