...why is it when they fall asleep on the bed alongside you, every time you move you either blooter one right of the end of the bed, accidently hit it (sorry Yogi, didn't mean to slap you on the head) or give them such a fright they dive off yowling - Fuck knows what the neighbours think I'm up too.
Neighbours - "Ground Force" has hauled out all the Virginia Creeper that I planted some years back, he thinks 'cos he's bought the green wellies, he knows what he's about as a gardener.
Shame he hasn't a fuckin' clue.
Now the creeper's away, I have to look out at a boring gray wall from the back bedroom, I rather liked the fresh green look of the plant plus the delicate drifts of flowers - looked like white froth.
Silly bastard - Ground Force that is, keeps cutting down the lilac just as its about to flower.
Daft tw@ doesn't realise you're only supposed to prune them AFTER they've finished flowering.
Bugger...
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