...when I did the split shift.
Driving back to the van, knackered. Had to come off the motorway 'cos I couldnt keep in a straight line.
Fell asleep in a lay-by, for about an hour. Woke up bursting for a pee but nowhere that was sheltered enough to do so in privacy, Fuck it, I'm no proud but I draw the line at no bushes.
Carried on down the A road. Nearly went over the top of at least 2 roundabouts. Mnagwed to stop in time but gratefull it was a Sunday morning.
Speedo kept seeming to say >80, DESPITE KEEPING TAKING MY FOOT OFF THE GAS AND ON THE BRAKES.
Glad to get home safely and without getting in an accident.
Dont think I could handle it if some stupid action of mines hurt some innocent bystander.
NEVER DOING A FUCKING SPLIT SHIFT AGAIN.......not worth it being a danger to people on a public road.
I was really lucky.
Saturday, November 11, 2006
Gym Bunny II...
...was at the gym the other night.
OK, still a fat bastard...BUT...not as fat as was previously, its starting to work.
Defitely some muscle definition showing. But without looking like a big scary dyke.
OK, I'm never going to be svelt, but there's definately less wobble.
And in the reflection in the tinted mirrors the other night when I was on the stepper, a guy on the bikes behind me was definatly checking out my arse.
He didn't look like he was going to boak and he wasn't laughing.
He was definatly checking out the (not so wobbly) arse.
Shame he had a face like a bag of spanners.
OK, still a fat bastard...BUT...not as fat as was previously, its starting to work.
Defitely some muscle definition showing. But without looking like a big scary dyke.
OK, I'm never going to be svelt, but there's definately less wobble.
And in the reflection in the tinted mirrors the other night when I was on the stepper, a guy on the bikes behind me was definatly checking out my arse.
He didn't look like he was going to boak and he wasn't laughing.
He was definatly checking out the (not so wobbly) arse.
Shame he had a face like a bag of spanners.
Still not connected...
...to the web on the new-ish laptop.
Doesn't help that the Bank changed my gold credit card for a platinum one, with a different number and I havn't got round to all the direct-debits that I paid off it to give them the new number, so the broadband fee to Orange hasnt been paid so they've cut me off.
But I've got Freecell and Boggle, can play CD's and DVD's so, Fuck It.
End of the season, still not completly emptied the van. Got a key now for the big gates into the site, so I can get to the van any time I like.
Which is a bit of a bugger with it falling apart the way it is. I'd intended to use it for storage this year and to keep the cats away from any decorating, well, the way Dot and Maisie keep trying to climb ladders, especially if I'm at the top of them... except the summer was so good, I just used the van as it was originally intended ie. lie in a hammock and drink vodka till I couldnt get up the stairs for refills. When I'd sobered up enough to get up the stairs it was time to pour another drink. Stops you geting to pissed to hurt yourself.
But the state its in now, IF it gets through the winter without high winds blowing it off the chassis, will definately be the last summer.
Would need to win the National at the Mecca to be able to afford another one.
Need to start going back to the Bingo again.
Doesn't help that the Bank changed my gold credit card for a platinum one, with a different number and I havn't got round to all the direct-debits that I paid off it to give them the new number, so the broadband fee to Orange hasnt been paid so they've cut me off.
But I've got Freecell and Boggle, can play CD's and DVD's so, Fuck It.
End of the season, still not completly emptied the van. Got a key now for the big gates into the site, so I can get to the van any time I like.
Which is a bit of a bugger with it falling apart the way it is. I'd intended to use it for storage this year and to keep the cats away from any decorating, well, the way Dot and Maisie keep trying to climb ladders, especially if I'm at the top of them... except the summer was so good, I just used the van as it was originally intended ie. lie in a hammock and drink vodka till I couldnt get up the stairs for refills. When I'd sobered up enough to get up the stairs it was time to pour another drink. Stops you geting to pissed to hurt yourself.
But the state its in now, IF it gets through the winter without high winds blowing it off the chassis, will definately be the last summer.
Would need to win the National at the Mecca to be able to afford another one.
Need to start going back to the Bingo again.
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